Getting flowers
- Her: How come I don't get flowers?
- Me: Last time I got you a flower you squished it.
- Her: But it was soft.
- Me: The whole flower fell off the stem.
- Her: Well, it's my flower! I can do whatever I want with it.
- Me: I guess so...
My Silly GF
my girl does silly things
May 20
May 11
Getting ready to go
- Me: Ready to go?
- Her: Yope!
- Me: Uh... what?
May 03
Kissing
She tried to kiss me but then she thought of something funny and just blew a bunch of air up my nose.
May 02
Getting a smartphone
She finally got her own smartphone. Now when I hear a clunk while driving her I know it’s her phone and not mine.
May 01
Touching flowers
Today I gave her a flower. She started squishing all the petals because she said they were soft.
Apr 30
Counting chips
- Me: Weren't there two bags of chips here?
- Her: There might have been.
Apr 28
Parking
Today she got her car stuck halfway in the garage and asked me to help park it for her. She says her car feels fatter than usual.
Apr 27
Closing the drawers
Today I noticed that a part of the drapes was tucked away in the dresser drawer.
Apr 26
Getting toothpaste
- Me: Why don't you get your own toothpaste?
- Her: I forgot where you told me it was!
Apr 16
Visiting a friend
Today she saw a fat bird bouncing around and nicknamed it “heavy bird”. The next week there was a giant bird poo splattered across her car windshield. I asked her if heavy bird visited again.
