(After sending her to bed, I see her still online late at night)
Me: Are you playing LoL??
Her: D'oh, you caught me.
Her: But now I'm in bed
Getting a new phone
Her: I want the new iPhone!
Me: But you already dropped your phone twice while talking to me. If you had an iPhone it would be broken already.
Her: If I had an iPhone I'd be more careful with it.
Me: Well, I guess you only lost your phone 3 or 4 times so far.
Dropping her phone
I called her one night and in the middle of talking she dropped her phone. Twice.
Calling on the phone
One night she called me but in the middle of the conversation she fell asleep.
Today we got back from a long trip and I parked several blocks away from her apartment because that was the nearest free parking. After walking all the way back to her apartment, she started looking for her keys and couldn’t find them. Finally, she remembered that she left them in the car.
I drove to her apartment and she told me to either park next to a cemetery or at her old place a couple blocks away. I didn’t want to bother with spooky ghosts so I parked at her old place and walked back to her apartment. Along the way, I noticed that all the parking meters along the road allowed free parking on the weekends. There was even a spot right in front of her apartment.