Her: Look! Look! Look!
Me: I don't see anything.
Her: Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Her: Look! Look! Look!
Riding a horse
Her: Riding a horse is tiring. Your thighs get all tired.
Me: Why do your thighs get tired? You have to keep squeezing them together?
Her: (Squeal!) Ew, you're dirty!!
Me: What? That's what you said! I've never even ridden a horse.
Getting something from her backpack
Today she was sitting on her bed and then she had to get something from her backpack which was on the ground. She rolled backward and reached off to the side to get her bag. She looked like this:
Eating a snack
One night she was hungry so she started eating a sweet potato burrito while lying in bed. She could have at least used a plate or something.
Telling a joke
Me: Here's a joke. So a man walks into a bar. There's another guy at the bar with a magic lamp.
Me: Have I told you this one already?
Her: Yeah, there's a genie and they're on a desert island.
Me: Desert island? What? I just said a man walks into a bar...
Her: Oh wait. Is this a different joke?
Me: Uh, ok. So a man walks into a bar on a desert island...
Anonymous asked: Just curious. is your gf currently a Cornell student?
Her: i feel silly today
Thinking about food
Me: (something) It was a microchip.
Her: What's that?
Me: You don't know what a microchip is?
Me: You're in computer science?
Her: Oh, that microchip! I was thinking about food.
Watching music videos
Her: It's a duet with 3 people!
Her: No, it's a triplet!
Her: Wait, I mean it's a trio...
Being silent on Skype
Today I went running and I missed her Skype call because I was in the shower. It was still hot so I called her back before I put my shirt on. After she answered my call, she just sat there for a minute before she said anything. I think I saw her drool.
Looking for her iPod
Her: I can't find my iPod!
Her: Oh there it is!
Her: I looked in this bag 3 times already and didn't see it.
Her: I'm silly like the hamster.
Her: It keeps going into the wheel.
Her: Do you think I'm cool?
Me: Of course I think you're cool.
Her: How am I cool?
Me: I don't think many girlfriends keep reminding their boyfriends that they should play more Starcraft.
Making a kissy face
Her: look what i discovered!!
Me: hmm, you found money
look look lok[sic]
Me: what is it?
Her: it's a kissy face
Me: oh, I see
Her: :* :*
i'm so ammused[sic]
Telling bedtime stories
Her: Can you tell me a bedtime story?
(I tell her a bedtime story about hamsters)
Her: I like that story.
(It's way past her bedtime)
Her: Whoa, it's really big now!
(Referring to the Flash program that makes a sprite continually grow)
Her: Are you almost done eating?
Her: Let's play ActionScript!
Talking about the zodiac
Her: Look! Somebody asked 2 years ago whether metal horse and water dog is a good match. That means there's another pair like us!
Me: Hmm, it's a good match according to the "year pillar". I think maybe they forgot about the actual time difference between horse and dog. What if the girl was the dog and the guy was the horse? Would they still be together?
(While talking about the Chinese zodiac)
Her: That's complicated!
Her: How did they thought it up?
Being the best
Her: You are the best kind of burrito!
I've never gotten that compliment before.
Her: You think I'm silly... (mumble mumble)
Her: I'm serious!
Today I went over to her house for dinner with her family. In the middle of eating, she suddenly asked her mom, “Do you think his hair would look better if he used conditioner?” Maybe she really needed a second opinion on hair products.
Getting frozen yogurt
Clerk: What toppings would you like?
Her: Gummi Bears!
Her: I'm just eating the Gummi Bears.
Today she came over to my house. I thought we were going to hang out and have fun but she made me practice piano instead.
Talking about dating
Her: I just realized that since each of my boyfriends is better than the last, my dating strategy is the same as the stable matching algorithm.
Being a nerd
Sister: So, you guys want to play my new board game?
Her: We want to learn ActionScript instead!
Taking a snack break
Today we were tired from shopping and walking so we took a snack break. Her snack some baguette, a couple pieces of chocolate, half of a cheese wheel, and a raisin roll. I guess she was really hungry.
Browsing the pet store
Her: Hmm, this guinea pig is by himself. He doesn't look too happy.
Me: Maybe he's old. He has white hairs.
Her: What would you name this one?
Me: Gramps. He's grumpy.
Her: Haha, aww!
Today we went grocery shopping and she saw some pink flowers she liked. I asked her if she wanted to get them and she started fidgeting. We were about to walk away but I said to get the flowers. She almost forgot to hand the flowers over to the clerk at the checkout stand.
Today we went to an Italian restaurant for dinner and ordered calamari. After stuffing herself with calamari, she could only eat a couple bites of her dinner. That gnocchi went pretty much straight into the to-go box.
Shopping for a boring belt
Her: I need to buy a boring belt.
(After I suggested a belt)
Her: Nope, that buckle is too exciting.
(After yet another suggestion)
Her: Nope, this belt still has too much going on.
Her: Hmm, this is hard. Hey! We should start a website! boringbelts.com!