My Silly GF

Getting flowers

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:30:39 -0700

Her: How come I don't get flowers?
Me: Last time I got you a flower you squished it.
Her: But it was soft.
Me: The whole flower fell off the stem.
Her: Well, it's my flower! I can do whatever I want with it.
Me: I guess so...

Getting ready to go

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:30:26 -0700

Me: Ready to go?
Her: Yope!
Me: Uh... what?

Kissing

Fri, 03 May 2013 08:30:20 -0700

She tried to kiss me but then she thought of something funny and just blew a bunch of air up my nose.

Getting a smartphone

Thu, 02 May 2013 08:30:29 -0700

She finally got her own smartphone. Now when I hear a clunk while driving her I know it’s her phone and not mine.

Touching flowers

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:30:33 -0700

Today I gave her a flower. She started squishing all the petals because she said they were soft.

Counting chips

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:30:30 -0700

Me: Weren't there two bags of chips here?
Her: There might have been.

Parking

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 08:30:35 -0700

Today she got her car stuck halfway in the garage and asked me to help park it for her. She says her car feels fatter than usual.

Closing the drawers

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 08:30:15 -0700

Today I noticed that a part of the drapes was tucked away in the dresser drawer.

Getting toothpaste

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:30:39 -0700

Me: Why don't you get your own toothpaste?
Her: I forgot where you told me it was!

Visiting a friend

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 08:30:41 -0700

Today she saw a fat bird bouncing around and nicknamed it “heavy bird”. The next week there was a giant bird poo splattered across her car windshield. I asked her if heavy bird visited again.

Showering

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 08:30:34 -0700

Her: Waah!
Her: I forgot my towel and now I'm stuck in the shower!

Eating ice cream

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 08:30:27 -0700

Me: Do you want ice cream?
Her: No.
Me: Okay, I'm going to get ice cream for myself.
Her: Oh, your ice cream has Oreos in it!
Her: I want ice cream now.

Using the sink

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 08:30:23 -0700

After her sink gets too dirty she starts using my sink. I got confused when I saw all these makeup stains everywhere.

Eating Pocky

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 08:30:16 -0700

Today she asked me if she could eat some Pocky and I said she could. But instead of eating in the kitchen like a normal person she wanted to eat Pocky in bed.

Eating more chips

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:30:13 -0700

Today we got a big bag of chips and some small bags of chips. She calls the big bag “The Motherchip” and the small bags are its babies. She ate them all.

Buttoning shirts

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:30:33 -0700

Today she was buttoning my shirts for me. The buttons were all off by 1 spot.

Eating noodles

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 08:30:34 -0700

Me: Are you done eating?
Her: Yup!
Me: Then why is your hair in the soup?

Smelling

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 08:30:18 -0700

Me: (sniff sniff)
Me: WHAT IS THAT SMELL??
Her: (SQUEAL!!)

Eating noodles

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:30:20 -0700

Her: Where did my spoon go?
Me: It fell into your soup.
Her: Oh, I thought that was a fat noodle.

Snowshoeing at night

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 08:30:23 -0800

Her: This place looks like the setting for a horror story.
Her: Is that a pool of blood over there?!
Me: No, that's a shadow.
Her: Is that blood over there?!
Me: No, that's a twig.
Her: Is that a pool of blood?!
Me: No, we're back at the parking lot.